QotD - 5/6/10 - If you had a pet dragon, what would you train it to do?

A pet dragon would be freakin awesome.  I would totally train it singe the people I don't like or piss me off lol.  Fetching things from the kitchen when I am too lazy would be good.  Talk about avoiding traffic, just fly over it.  But just being cool and awesome is enough for me.